Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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