I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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