I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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