its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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