I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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