Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Randomize
