why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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