Christians are straight up FREAKS
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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