i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
