the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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