Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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