why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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