I hate your face
i barfeds in our rink
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Randomize
