This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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