She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
We're like a lot better than the average bears
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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