At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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