This dress was meant to end up on your floor
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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