Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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