Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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