And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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