i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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