Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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