All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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