We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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