i barfeds in our rink
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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