in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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