I'm drive I can fine osifer
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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