"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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