he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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