Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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