I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
