these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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