Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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