Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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