As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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