i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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