I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
