Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm šš»š
We are so blessed
I havenāt sent any nudes yet in 2018.
Thatās not true...is it?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I mean, who hasnāt been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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