You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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