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(216): View more from Ohio

Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?

(1-216): View more from Ohio

Lol no its called college

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(219): View more from Indiana

I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"

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(252): View more from North Carolina

OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.

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(209): View more from California

Show him your tits if he says no

(1-209): View more from California

They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.

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(917): View more from New York City

mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?

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(585): View more from New York

I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college

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(510): View more from California

I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.

(845): View more from New York

you're the best roommate i could ever have.

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