he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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