11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Walk of Shame today included voting.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
