I need help removing her.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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