Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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