Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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