You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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