Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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