just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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