yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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