I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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