You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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