school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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