I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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